OZ bashing starts here !

Subject: OZ bashing starts here ! Tue 10 Oct 2006, 6:36 am

As OZ doesn't seem to have got on this forum yet I've decided to start an Oz bashing zone.By the time he reads this it should be nicely developed !!

I'll start then -

Is Oz actually gonna learn any of the chords needed for the pink floyd stuff we do.

or

Does his pensioners buspass get discount at the bar

NEXT !!

Subject: Oz bashing Wed 11 Oct 2006, 5:53 am

I Know why he does'nt put weight on.
Cos' he sings for his supper.

Subject: get rid of stupid sun glasses Wed 11 Oct 2006, 9:05 am

my turn.....no neeeeeeeeed for silly sun glasses
he looks better as a paul o grady looka like instead
he he affraid

Subject: Re: OZ bashing starts here ! Thu 12 Oct 2006, 2:32 pm

i say oz don't learn the pink floyd stuff the only thing its good for is a loo break Razz

Subject: vest Fri 13 Oct 2006, 5:02 am

Yeah but wot about that sleeveless black vest he wears - At his age, really. Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: OZ bashing starts here ! Fri 13 Oct 2006, 10:17 am

What do rock stars and oz have in common ????

I don't know but its not tracky bottoms Laughing

Number of posts : 4 Registration date : 2006-09-22

no more oz bashing

Subject: oz is here Sat 14 Oct 2006, 10:07 am

Hoorah - Oz is finally on the forum. affraid

I suppose we'd better all leave you alone now then eh mate.

Now your on mate get a good look round the other sections and put your two penneth worth in.

Subject: Re: OZ bashing starts here ! Sat 21 Oct 2006, 7:44 am

now that oz is online who else can we bash??? Idea

Dangerous dave hasn't got his arse in gear yet !!!

Trouble it he likes being bashed

Subject: Who to bash? Mon 23 Oct 2006, 5:44 am

What about the "Crew" Pete n Andy? They're not on yet.

Subject: andy? Mon 23 Oct 2006, 3:53 pm

Who the f*** is Andy!!

Need picture!!

Subject: Andy? Tue 24 Oct 2006, 5:35 am

Andrea. Pip.

Subject: pete Tue 24 Oct 2006, 6:52 am

Well guys - speaking as the chappy in charge of the buttons etc, I can secretly say that Pete HAS actually registered.I'm guessing that he's too chicken to face the onslaught that awaits.
Here is his pic -

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img272/3990/peteforumwa6.jpg

So, feel free to rant in his general direction if only to get a response !

Subject: pete bashing Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:08 pm

We can't bash pete yet he is not well.

You could tell he was ill on saturday because when confrounted with two whole tables of food he only had one sausage roll. Now that's ill Exclamation

And don't be picking on his temporary replacement either or she may turn your sound off. sunny

Subject: Pete bashing Wed 25 Oct 2006, 5:44 am

Go on, turn t'sound off, might sound better. Ha! Ha!

Subject: andy? Wed 25 Oct 2006, 12:15 pm

scratch that last request!!! Dont need picture.

Subject: Re: OZ bashing starts here ! Sat 28 Oct 2006, 12:58 pm

if its too loud you are too old tongue

if you cant hear one of the vocals it is because he is out of tune and out of the mix Rolling Eyes

Q what is the difference between a sound engineer and a toilet
A a toilet only gets shit from one arsehole at any one time

Cool

hey its oz Cool

Subject: hello pete Sat 28 Oct 2006, 5:03 pm

Hey Hey it's nice to have you on board Pete.
You seem to have got all your ranting out in one go. affraid

Anyone know any sound engineer jokes then !!

Subject: Hello Pete! Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:52 am

If there's one lesson in life a musician needs to learn, it's not to give a sound engineer any shit.

That right Pete?
It's not sucking up. Just greasing the wheels

Subject: resurect oz bashing Fri 01 Dec 2006, 3:40 am

Just thought I'd reply again in this topic so we can get back to some OZ bashing cheers

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