groopies page

we are the sad fans who go to every gig
to watch the boys play and sing
we cheer and scream and jeer and chant
and swoon when they are playing

We hope that this week they get it right
that words and chords are great
we drink and dance and drink some more
and watch until quite late

So come on fans and groopies
come and have your photo done. Coz
you could be on this brilliant web site
of the excellent band of oz

the poem was great
i read it at eight
realised i needed to lose some weight
so won't rise to the baite
will start with a clean slate
i am glad i have got this straight

copy right to pam 'nelly' airs

Stick to drumming Nelly.

well things are looking up there were 5 whole groopies at the gig on saturday

well done lads dragging them in kicking and screaming is working

I think I need to round up a few more groupies - it's all gone a bit quiet round here.

Great 'hick' gig on saturday 'hick' guys. The place rocked 'hick'.
and when did you 'hick' join up with that other rock band 'hick'.

It made you sound twice 'hick' as loud. 'hick 'hick'

Theres one good thing about being a groopie 'hick' I can have a few pints and no one bovers 'hick'

Lets do it all again this week :

What do you need to do to be a groopy?

I'd like to be one but am unsure, does it involve carrying gear, buying drinks, packing up or dancing?

Groupie levels vary. One of Kiss's Groupies used to make plaster casts of
their private appendages.
So I've been told.

Wow - have we got our first official groupie then ?

Don't tell the rest of the band they might get a bit too excited(especially if theyre thinking theyre getting their appendiges plastercasted !).

i had my appendishies out

Don't put the poor girl off

Seeing you lot with your pants on is bad enough

Its nice to see some new names on the site instead of us sad gits just talking to ourselves

Right I'll take the job then, but am allergic to plaster of paris How do you feel about modelling clay ???

I hope this means you'll do more gigs though I don't want to put in all this work for once a month.

Who's first for the modelling clay

You won't need much clay with this lot.

The forums gone a bit quiet what wrong????

Good gig on Sat. Newsome. Not seen you around for ages and I was having withdrawl symptoms. Or that could be the lack of alcohol.

Mind you I haven't had a headache for months either .....until Sunday

That mad sound man was at it again

Can't be doing with Groupies having headaches.

You probably got a headache from all the hideous mistakes we were making !!!

(and pete did have it wanged up again - I'll give you that)