why is the drummer so good looking?

hello all,
i would just like to ask the question that out of all the band i can see only one fit guy...yep the fat bloke at the back...he sweats really good and can eat a packet of crisps faster than anyone i know....
a huge drummer fan

Nice one nelly.Don't know about crisps but I might give you a kebab race though

He sure is a noisy sod too!

How do they get so fat?? All those hot lights and physical hand movements they should be skinny. I know, beer, pies, beer, crisps, beer, kebabs. Excellent music though

love from the photographer

Thats right - the drummer deserves all he gets so bring it on !!!

You can always tell when Nelly's knocking on your door.
It does'nt speed up, but wakes all your neighbours up.
Oh! sorry, it does speed up. Ha! Ha!.

Drummers only get fat cos' they're sat on they're arses all night. Allegedly

yep ok theold drummer jokes are soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!
how do you know know the stage is level?
the dribble is coming out even from the drummers mouth....

Who told you that then Nelly????

if any one thinks the drummer is good looking then they better go to specsavers and quick every time i see him hes usually eating pies so you can never see his face

Q - What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

A - You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!

Hi Nelly thought I would check out the forum (Dave & Shaz )

Really !! - We have to punch Nelly over and over to get anything out of him.It must be all those pies that absorb the blows.

nice try rock fans but it takes more than all this to get to my inner feelings....mind you i suppose you are right but as i am the most good looking one in the band you jealous lot will have to keep on trying to keep up with the bands hunk!!!!!!!!!

Don't know about hunk - skunk more like.

Well he looked good on Thursday !

Been to Maaaarrrrrsden tonight and cannot wait for Sunday.

Why, what's happening on Sunday?

Something more exciting than tonight in Preston. Ha Ha

Anyway - Nelly deserves a good kicking for giving me a stupid cold.

I knew this was going to happen.Let the show go on or something wasn't it.Very heroic but I'm losing wages big time now ya bugger

sorry matey boy....hang on...hatchoooooooo!!!!!! oh thats better..suppose not in your good books at the moment....if any consolation i have still full of this bloody crap..

Your not the only one Munzi

I know you like to share it out Nelly but this time we're not amused.

Am enjoying my holiday but not your sniffles.

Stop moaning you set of softies. I've done more gigs wi' nelly lately and I haven't caught it. Mind you, what have you two been doing with him to get that close.? Hmm!

I don't no about good looking but he definately pills some very strange expression, What's all that about Neil?

probably wind

[url]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/267531/video/R/CFD_1000/ Enjoy!Hey folks I have proof the nelly could keep time, many years ago when he was younger, bet you did not think I would get hold of this vid nelly.

HA HA one up to meeeee

[url]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/267531/video/R/CFD_1000/ Enjoy!



this is the full link sorry folks

hey pete....tried that link and it did not like it...try and put it on a disk mate....what band was this you have found i was in?